Magic8balljuice

Magic8balljuice (also known as realjanitor, michael, sarcatog, sen goon, hernan p, fumblemynuts, epicskeleton420, sengoon420, the gray fox, corvus umbranox, piss man, piss_123, piss drinker, dumbass, idiot, stupid, retard, fucknuts, dumb stuck mcstumblefuck, n3xu5mod54cc0unt, mikeg2001, michaelf_cksboys420, janey1223, convictedfelon, iwanttofucktomoko, Dummyaccount622, idislikewomen12, necratog, jagexretard, iFuckFr0gs420, ratfucker420, ihatewomen123, jonn goon, Broken Glass Sandwich, ToucanSamHentai, ukrainehater420, romania_is_good, derpyDerp44, etc.) is one of edddcord's longest-present members and the most notable and influential member aside from perhaps eddd and zoidberger themselves.

Background
Magic8balljuice currently lives in New Mexico with his family (who he hates) and takes pride in doing so. He also takes pride in being 6'3 and uncircumcised... and just about every other detail about himself. In his early life his main interests consisted of online gaming communities, as evident by his old steam posts and old forum accounts. He is especially known to be heavily interested in playing Old School Runescape on his account sarcatog. At least it's not World of Warcraft.

Before Eddd
Before meeting Eddd, magic8balljuice was mostly involved in Steam and general gaming communities online. His presence of his online identity was not nearly as prominent because he didn't actively participate in any online communities yet. The most that is known is from his early posts on his Steam account, Youtube channel and Instagram, before he met Eddd in July 2020 (I think). There was also his (now banned, thanks Reddit) subreddit where he shitposted with a few friends, a shitty discord server called Whangout which he would eventually meet eddd in, and probably a few other things that aren't important.

Before Joining Edddcord
After eddd joined Whangout in mid-2020, magic8balljuice met him and would become notorious for fucking with the furries in the server. It was during this period where his Serbian nationalism was prevalent and infamy grew. While he was there, the first video of him drinking his own piss was made in order for him to get a role, which would lead him to generally be known in the server for a while as "Piss Drinker". It was also be during this time where he would create his first major server, John Mayer Fan Club, which was effectively one big shitpost. The people there grew to especially despise him due to his constant aggression, and he would eventually be banned for dming one of the mods a picture of foreskin from Google. Following this, there was a period of time where magic8balljuice's interactions with eddd were contained within their dms, occasionally getting involved with some event the other was involved in. Eventually, eddd would create edddcord, to which he would not be invited to (by a former member called Lys) for about a month or so. When he did, all of his infamy and notoriety spread there, ending edddcord's Pre-Magic8balljuice Era.

Pre-NSFW Era
After first joining the server, magic8balljuice quickly became the most active and most notorious member (still is). He would be known to spam and fuck with random people he would hate more than ever, namely Foriest and SnippitySnappity. Notably, he ez'd SnippitySnappity on the original edddcraft server causing him much butthurt and drove Foriest to use comically terrible insults on magic8balljuice until Foriest eventually left.

Magic8balljuice Era 1
During the first magic8balljuice era, magic8balljuice was especially dominant over the server, shaping the server's early culture by his liking to revolve around porn and fucking with new members. This was the peak of edddcord's involvement with other communities, such as thegamingfungus and trolling on his twitter account with wimp he posted edddcord on various subreddits and servers, emphasizing magic8balljuice's dominance by bringing people he enjoyed interacting with at the time such as nekkro, brady, rot099, just_a_fork, etc. This was where magic8balljuice's obsession with the Unabomber started, and many members were driven away by magic8balljuice's hostility towards furries at the time, with him often banning hundreds of tags on the rule34 bot related to furries. James's friend, Femmy, was one of the many people driven away by this at the time, causing much of edddcord to rejoice. Although this was also to eddd's dismay, who wanted to allow furry porn in the sense of nonrestrictive moderation. Also worth noting here was the popularization of edddbase, an edddcord alternative hosted on a chat platform known as keybase, on which termination was not a concern, and magic8balljuice was free to post gore and torrents to his heart's content, although only a small amount of members actually cared enough about edddcord to join it.

Jamie Era
Due to James's dominance during this era, and magic8balljuice's loss of interest in the server during this time because of how the member culture was being reshaped and a despise for how eddd was managing the server, magic8balljuice was largely absent during this time. This resulted in magic8balljuice's influence on edddcord during this era to be close to nothing. Although many members were relieved of the plague that was magic8balljuice's reign of terror, this would be short-lived, as magic8balljuice still somewhat frequently rejoined, he ultimately had little to no effect. On the bright side, his absence allowed for furry porn's repopularization, and when magic8balljuice finally realized he couldn't continue to absolutely flip his shit whenever he saw it if he wanted to stay in edddcord, he came to his senses and learned to ignore it.

Magic8balljuice Era 2
Once magic8balljuice became active in the server again, many new members were attracted such as giga, heyisthisnametoolong?, alex, barga, and probably a few others. Effectively, no one important, but this wave of new members marked the beginning of modern version of the culture in edddcord. Notable people magic8balljuice interacted with included PVNFU, who thought his carbooru website was funny, wimp, who he had a history with, barga, whose interactions with magic8balljuice were mostly contained in dms but still occasionally evident in the main server, and alex, who was initially poked fun at by magic8balljuice for being a woman until he came to his senses (came out as a transman). Generally, edddcord flourished again, at magic8balljuice was at the heart of it. Also worth noting was magic8balljuice's regained interest in his ratfucker420 music project and his help with the iceberg video.

Post-Iceberg Era
Following the uploading of the iceberg video, edddcord experienced a sort of Renaissance era, with tons of members regaining tons of interest in the server after reflecting on the server so heavily. The most notable member who joined during this era (so far) has been garry, who magic8balljuice e-dated for while. Other than this, magic8balljuice's behavior was generally the same as it ever was.

Runescape
Throughout his entire time in the server, magic8balljuice has absolutely loved playing old school runescape. The only known online communities magic8balljuice is active in asides from edddcord itself is his runescape communities that he participates in. He talks about it a lot but there was also this one time where he got really upset over being scammed on it lol. Occasionally his runescape drama will leak into the server and he will talk about the latest trolling victim he found in the server but it's usually contained.

Saiya
Saiya was the man who made the mistake to introduce magic8balljuice to runescape after meeting him in a minecraft anarchy server and inviting him to his discord. Originally, magic8balljuice loved interacting with saiya and spreading him to edddcord but gradually grew to hate him after a string of bans over dumb reasons in his discord. His most recent ban being for telling saiya to "take a chill pill, nigga" after being told to quit saying the n word.

John Mayer Fan Club
Back when magic8balljuice was still in Whangout, there was some large inside joke revolving John Mayer, involving magic8balljuice and other members starting a chain of just repeatedly messaging the word mayer. Nazi mods banned us from doing that so magic8balljuice made a server dedicated to it and to indulge in his pride for Serbian nationalism. He also tried getting the server partnered with edddcord at one point but eventually the account he used to be the server's owner got terminated so as a result the server is dead but still out there.

Boner City
main article here

Talking Heads Fan Club
Talking Heads Fan Club was a serious server magic8balljuice made dedicated to Talking Heads which he tried to blow up through the dumb traditional means of popularizing a server (partnering it, adding it to discord lists), but unfortunately it never did. He eventually got bored of the server having literally no activity whatsoever besides members joining and then leaving immediately.

Boner City 2
Magic8balljuice's new Boner City server he made as a replacement for the old one after the account he was using to be the owner got terminated. Once it goes public it is assumed to be ran like the last one.

Shrouded Hand Discord Server
This was some edgelord discord server owned by some youtuber who magic8balljuice was in for a while where he would troll the dumbasses there, invite them to boner city, and meet alex.

Serbian Nationalism
Especially during magic8balljuice era 1 and earlier, magic8balljuice obsessed over Serbian and acted as a nationalist for it, frequently bashing Albanians and at one point making genuine attempts to meet Serbian people on discord to learn Serbian. One day, he realized how dumb making the same few jokes was and cut it out entirely. https://imgur.com/loZDCpv

Furry Hatred
During magic8balljuice era 1 and earlier, magic8balljuice passionately hated furries, getting terminated once for calling them subhuman scum and frequently calling them that and muting them for it countless other times. At one point there was a string of magic8balljuice leaving from edddcord for several days at a time to through a tantrum over eddd insisting on not banning/muting people solely for enjoying a style of character. Magic8balljuice also spam banned any and all furry tags on the rule 34 bot at the time making him a really easy trolling target. Eventually he gave in and stopped flipping the fuck out whenever he saw porn but the girl had paws instead of hands.

Misogyny
Magic8balljuice passionately hates women on the belief that they are dumb attention seeking whores with very few exceptions. He also follows the funniest ideology ever of being a TIRM (Trans Inclusionary Radical Misogynist), instead of a TERF (Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist). He is also radically homosexual, believing that the best replacement for women are feminine men or extremely masculine men and became homosexual solely out of his pure hatred for women (and also out of his love for Billy Herrington).

Porn
Magic8balljuice absolutely obsesses over porn and makes it a major part of his personality in his personal channel and in the server in general, frequently going to immediately search rule 34 of a character whenever he thinks it may be hot or funny.

Before Gay
While he was still straight (despite having a boyfriend), magic8balljuice's porn (unfortunately) focused on women and boobs. Yes. That's right. He found the very thing he now despises to be awooga hot, although he has maintained "jokingly" asking women online for nudes so at least he can stay consistent with that.

After Gay
After becoming radically homosexual, magic8balljuice's pornposting EXCLUSIVELY consisted of men. They were mostly femboys but occasionally they would be masculine too such as Billy Herrington. Whenever anyone showed the slightest attraction to women in ANY context he IMMEDIATELY reacted in ABSOLUTE DISGUST by moderating them in CLASSIC magic8balljuice fashion.

Instagram
A lot of old interactions magic8balljuice had can be found on his instagram accounts @realjanitor and @magic8balljuice.

Doyle From Misfits
lol 1 lol 2 lol 3

Piss
Magic8balljuice has a long history of an obsession with piss.

Piss Bottle Collection
self explanatory

The First One
The first video magic8balljuice made of himself drinking his own piss was made for the purpose of getting his own role in Whangout and getting attention. The results of this consisted of magic8balljuice being known as piss drinker for a long time until the new people he was meeting did not know about the video nor about that nickname.

The Second One
The second video of magic8balljuice drinking his own piss was made with the purpose of promoting edddcord. Known as the edddcord cocktail, this concoction is sure to be a hit with everyone who drinks it. The video demonstrating its preparation and proper consumption can be found here.

The Third One
HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAGIC8BALLJUICE DRANK FROM HIS 3 YEAR OLD PISS BOTTLE COLLECTION FOR EDDDCORD ANNIVERSARY WHATWHATWHATWHATWHAT WHAT

Zoidberger
Zoidberger and Magic8balljuice vc late at night sometimes and have a good time. Magic8balljuice talks about how hot and cool and awesome Zoidberger is a lot (and rightfully so).

Eddd
Magic8balljuice and eddd circlejerk in dms about how to bend the server to magic8balljuice's liking a lot and even more frequently how to do the exact opposite. Magic8balljuice has left several times over some petty reason based on an argument in eddd's dms which eddd shows the rest of the server to laugh at. As much as he loves eddd he hates how he runs the server and complains about it whenever he gets the chance.

Barga
Barga is some woman magic8balljuice met in Shrouded Hand Discord and whose interactions with each other are mostly contained in dms. He makes fun of her a lot for venting in the venting channel but also there was this one time we were playing cards against humanity and magic8balljuice and barga kept voting for each other to troll james and it was really funny. Barga was in magic8balljuice's Boner City server before joining edddcord

Before coming out as a transman
When Alex first joined edddcord from the Shrouded Hand Discord eons ago he still identified as a woman and was constantly made fun of for it by magic8balljuice until he left. Eventually he rejoined identifying as non-binary and grew to like the server, and assumed that magic8balljuice would stop making fun of him for being a woman but magic8balljuice insisted he was an attention-seeking woman.

After coming out as a transman
When Alex came out as a transman, magic8balljuice immediately unblocked him and actually interacted with him again. He still makes fun of Alex for the stuff he vents about but sometimes they do Hetalia erp which is funny.

Father John
FORKLIFTS AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA also they talk about politics sometimes or some dumb nerd shit idfk.

Wimp
They're friends but their interactions mostly consist of magic8balljuice asking for boob reveal and blowjobs/footjobs.

SnippitySnappity
Magic8balljuice is hated by SnippitySnappity for getting ez'd on edddcraft and for joining his dead music server or something idk lol.

Streetkillaz
Streetkillaz will say some dumb vile shit like he always does and magic8balljuice will egg him on thinking it's funny. Unfortunately magic8balljuice evidently doesn't like Empire Earth as much as streetkillaz.

Jamie
Magic8balljuice fucking hates James and constantly bashes him for ruining the server or something by circlejerking his friends by giving them mod bla bla bla dumb shit no one actually cares about lol.

Garry
Garry and magic8balljuice did gay e-dating for a while and listened to music together in vc sometimes but I think garry left or something because he isn't active anymore.

rot099
Rot099 was the first person magic8balljuice did gay e-dating with and they got along pretty well but unfortunately someone eventually got him to rejoin and upon discovering rot was both a nitro cuck and a WoW player, magic8balljuice promptly trolled him for like 3 hours and then blocked him. Magic8balljuice would also end up stealing like 50 dollars worth of runescape gold from rot lol

brady
Magic8balljuice and brady liked each other at first for posting about the unabomber or something and when magic8balljuice had admin for a few seconds he only used it to set brady's level to 100. Anyway after realizing how dumb brady was (token logging Jman despite it being a federal crime and his dox being known (note: dont post dox lol im only mentioning this for documentation purposes but in the actual server it's not allowed), and a bunch of other gay drama shit Jman brought up when he joined the server from brady), magic8balljuice began making fun of him instead.

nekkro
Nekkro was some really funny gay Romanian man who was an actual necrophile who kept getting terminated until one day he never rejoined. He was in the edddbase group and magic8balljuice tried to get him to rejoin through that but unfortunately it was to no avail.

Musical Career
Magic8balljuice's music project, ratfucker420, died in like November 2020 or something but recently experienced a resurgence of interest by magic8balljuice to work on. The music is experimental to say the least but it would be better to listen for yourself.

Influence
Magic8balljuice is without a doubt the most influential member to the server's culture and history, even rivaling that of eddd's influence. Throughout every era he was present for he has shaped almost everyone who has joined's thoughts on the server to a notable degree, whether it be their hatred for the server for constantly being muted for seemingly no reason, or their love for the server for whatever new obsession magic8balljuice has today.

magic8ballquotes
"i don't like coke. i like cock" "you either die a villain or live long enough to save the thing you were terrorizing so you can terrorize it further" "i am a proud citizen of bargatown" "takis make my asshole burn but so does alex's enormous penis" "i trolled you by buying you half life" "hi mommy" "i'm in your walls" "either i'm in your walls or i'm not. i don't think you have the balls to call my bluff" "no amount of oil can protect you for i have put oil on my penis and i'm also coked the fuck out of my mind right now" "i don't have epilepsy i'm not a little bitch" "one time i paused a family guy episode on accident and thought that there was some weird ass fucking joke they were doing and just stared at the paused show for like 3 minutes" "without russia that little shit ivan never woulda kicked my ass in chess so fuck russia!" (referring to the time a russian 5 year old beat magic8balljuice in multiple games of chess) "i'm gonna pollute your air" "lactose intolerants are weak and shall and not be remembered" "banned from michael channel for blaspheming against the magic8ballcult" "boutta get charged with sexual desecration of a corpse 😈" "i put the unprocessed cocaine on toast and ate it" "i hate women" "i love cp (completion points from yakuza 0)" "peg me" "ok im having sex with women" "i accidentally looked at straight porn and lost my boner" "currently gambling to make money to buy explosives to commit atrocities with" "raid breaking ros" "FUCK" "raid breaking tos" "jarvis play cat with balls caught in fence trap remix" "high quality snow cone juice" "shut up kike" "i hate math but love meth" "i'm a cock extremist" "accidentally crushed my balls earlier" "fuck psychonauts i want psychonuts" "mario from super mario broke into my house and kicked me in my nuts then drank all my pepsi" "bitch i'm killing corp get off my dick" "boy shut yo ass you need some chicken and rice" "bitch nigga" "i'm my own special brand of stupid no one can imitate" "doo doo fart camera" "more than me lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" "i am frogman" "you ever just eat your own cum and be like damn that was kinda good" "haha you eat your own cum" "lemon milk" "shut up i'm listening to talking heads" "gman nukes your mom" "in" "my cock in your mouth" "you're a poo poo caca retard" "farded on my own boaner" "if i join a server and see no femboy cock i leave" "mutual servers hololewd vtuber rule34" "i don't know shit about loli hentai" "assault.............................................................................................................................." "what did you just say to me" "scan it nigga!" "Rules For The PK Hub 1) Treat everyone with respect. Absolutely no harassment, witch hunting, sexism, racism, or hate speech will be tolerated. 2) No spam or self-promotion (server invites, advertisements, etc) without permission from a staff member. This includes DMing fellow members. 3) No NSFW or obscene content. This includes text, images, or links featuring nudity, sex, hard violence, or other graphically disturbing content. 4) If you see something against the rules or something that makes you feel unsafe, let staff know. We want this server to be a welcoming space!" "cia plant device" "hey google define my nuts" "Are you government psyops" "hello niggacord" "umad lol" "get out of my dms thirsty whore" "you smell like pee" "soda" "shut up retard" "hi my transgender femboy sex slave" "put your buttplug back in and cry more" "download minecraft kid" "i'd rename you to dumb idiot poopy head" "fuckin an animal" "the song you pervert" "suck my dick femboy cockslut" "i'm gonna mouthfuck you" "you won't give me a femboy sissy blowjob" "finally" "i am sexcord because i have a lot of homosexual sex" "dogwater" "ruh roh raggy redophilia" "imagine apologizing for being a troll" "y'all haven't known stress until you shove like 15 marbles in your ass then have to shit them out in school and there's another nigga in the stall next to you so you have to quietly shit out marbles" "i think i bruised one of my testicles tryna take a piss" "tempest_dox.txt would beg to differ"

Fun Facts
Did you know...
 * Magic8balljuice is uncircumcised?
 * Magic8balljuice is taller than eddd?
 * Magic8balljuice hates his sister?
 * Magic8balljuice takes antipsychotics?
 * Magic8balljuice shaved his hair in voice chat once to look more like David Byrne?
 * Magic8balljuice is retarded?
 * Magic8balljuice is the second dumbest edddcord member?
 * Magic8balljuice has over 2200 hours in Runescape?
 * Magic8balljuice avidly defends piracy?
 * Magic8balljuice has a bank value of over 200 million gold in runescape?
 * Magic8balljuice has a massive ego?
 * Magic8balljuice has cracked an egg using equal force on the top and bottom? (proof)
 * Magic8balljuice has met the actor for Ed from Good Burger irl?

Magic8balljuice Video Collection
knife 1 knife 2 mashed potatoes gum death.mp4 spam defending edddcord burning kenzo (aka wimp) piss bottle collection egg 1 egg 2 piss funny Byrne cut misc 1 misc 2 3 year old piss drinking